Sewalef 2

Kent mara sahrana fi 3ers bent 3amat Omi o manemt ela elsa3a 6 .. gemt shway gabel el '3ada ymken 3ala el wa7da o kalematni wa7da mn el banat

Refeejty: Flana benroo7 mu7a'9ara deeneya .. yalla 3ugb el '3ada lebsi dafetech (3abatech) o nezlai

Me: La La mali bare'9 ro7aw entaw .. ams 3ers o elyoum mu7a'9ara 0_o maye7tay el 9ara7a :P

Refeejty: I'm coming to pick you up at 3:30

Me: Etha betyeen etchofeeni 7ayach .. Ana maba6la3

3:30 ..

Refeejty: Flana nezlay ana ta7at

Me: yaaah ! Gelt lach latyeen

Refeejty: yalla bser3a bente2a5ar kela menech

I looked outside my window I saw a BMW parked right outside my dad's house .. I told my mom I'm going to the lecture with my friends and ran downstairs .. I opened the door and as I was shutting it ge3adt ate7al6am I said "Uff flana m6al3atni o ana mali mazaj walla ma3endach salfa bs enty t7ebeen t7eneen o te67eneen ....." .. Yait basalem 3alaiha ela eli ga3da yami mo refeejty 0_o !!! eli ga3da yami ensana awal mara achofha fi 7ayati !! Shitt Dashait sayara '3ala6 !! I was so shocked and quiet .. Shlon bate9araf?? 0_o "ohh Sorry el shaikha .." and slowly opened the door to leave and still staring at this girl and the girl stared back chenha tgoli mn enty .. masma3 waray ela hahahahahaha flana cheftaay wayhech??? It was a prank I will never forget lol :P

It was our last class for the day, Thursday, and it was math ! we were all tired and REALLY wanted a free time .. I sat in the front end of the room next to the light switch and Ali (a guy from my class) sat on the other end .. Mr. Ahmed went to the back of the class to get something .. Ali called me mn b3eed whispering lol "Flana turn off the lights .. we'll all put our heads down pretending we're asleep" I said NO ! you turn the lights off ! He said I promise !! Look every1 has there heads down already .. My girl friends (my bestfriends !! Key word ha) we're like ee ee yalla please and seeda you put your head down too .. I said OK .. So I turn around to looked at Mr Ahmed .. He wasn't looking .. I switch the lights off o I put my head down .. and start laughing

Mr. Ahmed: Umm Flana Hanem?

I was Giggling and very close to bursting mn kether ma I found it funny and couldn't let it out

Mr. Ahmed: Hanem .. Flana .. Hello?

Me: Still laughing from the inside like there is no tomorrow

My friend (laughing): flana gomai .. fashalteena goomai kena net'3ashmar wenty seeda ma9adagtay

I put my head up .. Every1 was just looking at me .. Then I hear a voice from the back flana detention lol

I'm taking an optional class in ICMA centre in my university .. I was lost because I study at a different school there .. So I kept on asking around .. I didn't know the students wala the tutors .. I sat outside the lecture room I was 15 minutes early .. A Nigerian guy was sitting next to me he asked me your waiting for the lecture? I said yeah he said me too .. A girl passed and entered the class .. The guy told me oh I guess we can enter .. There was a man in his late 20's or early 30's sitting and writing notes .. The guy and the girl went and sat next to him and were talking to him about the class .. I automatically assumed he was our professor so I sat behind him and start asking him questions about the module and the projects and the final exam .. I asked him so manyyyyyyy questions .. Students started entering the class room .. while I was still asking him questions I hear a deep voice saying "OK settle down now" .. He was a student in our class x_x and the guy and girl were his friends and I was the 7ashra girl who forced herself into their conversation .. So embarressing x_x

L came to me one day and told me that a friend of her's was coming to London and she wanted to meet up with her .. She asked me to come along because she didn't know what to expect and didn't want it to be awkward .. KEY WORD AWKWARD :P .. So anyways we went to London and met up with this girl who shows up with three guys .. Hmm "Can we leave now?" .. L said we just came here I can't just leave we'll stay for a bit and we'll leave .. I said Ok .. So they decide on having dinner at Nando's ..We sat on a table .. It was me, L in the middle and the girl then three guys on the opposite .. As it is, the table was sooooooo quiet .. What does L do? She puts her menu down and says "OK I'm ready to get married" LMAO !!!! talking about awkward !!

Now this is a sad story .. I was scarred after what happened .. Few days back I was waiting for the bus like a normal human being .. A woman in her 50's comes and stands next to me obviously waiting for the bus too .. You know when you feel like someone is staring at you? I got that feeling but I'm the type of person who would always pass people by and put my head down mn bab el 5ajal .. so I wait for 10 minutes but she's still staring at me !!!! I look up and I smile at her politely .. You know what she did? She literally yelled at me "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!!!!" and mumbled a couple of swear words and walked away !! She was so angry that I smiled at her she walked away !! She didn't even wait for the bus which was a minute away !!

I got a missed call from a weird number twice .. I call back

Man: Alo

Me: El Sheikh fi 7ad mete9el 3ala hal ragem?

Man: La Walla Ma'9en .. enty mn?

Me: 5ala9 mo meshkela ymken bel'3ala6

Man: Enty mn benteh?

Me: elsemoo7a bs ra8mek eli 6ale3 3endi .. La7'9a ent mo 3ami mohammed?

Man: Eee mbala ana Mohammed

Me: ohhhhh 3ami m7amaaaad :D

Man: Lail7een ma3eraftach bs 9otech mo '3areeb benty

Me: 3ami ana flanaa

Man: oooohhh yaaa hallaaaa shlonach benty sh5barech? o shlon oboch o omech?

Me: el7emdellah b5air o entaw sh5barkum?

Man: el7emdellah .. yadetech sh5barha?

Me: walla kel youm fi 6areek .. Shlon fa6ooma?

Man: fa6ooma b5air el7emdellah

Me: Shlon 5alty Um Ali?

Man: Um Ali mn?

Me: Weeh 3ami mertek !!

Man: Enty mo bent fa6ma?

Me (Confused): La ! Ent mo 3ami mohammed Ebhrahim?

Man: La ana esmi Mohammed Jassim

Me: Mesama7a el Sheikha el nemra '3ala6 X_X

Man (Laughing): 7a9al 5air ma3a el salama

My friend: Shbega b3d?

Yalla ly next time enshalla X_X

Love,

EB Xoxo