Sewalef

On the airplane..

I was minding my own business watching a movie under my airplane blankets .. ma darait ela a lady across the isle stares at my blanket .. pulls it off me .. makes it into a pillow for her head .. and goes to sleep ..

Umm .. Helloooo!! I was using that :(

At the airport ..

L and I went to T.G.I Fridays to have our dinner. She noticed that there were guys at the end of the restaurant staring at us. The guys started passing next to our table one by one to get a better look of us. We ignored them. L had to leave because her flight was boarding. I stayed alone scared being harassed by these bunch of guys. I called a cousin of mine who studies in London and chatted with him until my flight was boarding. I power walked to the gate. Got in and was relieved. "Finally !!" - I said to myself

A few minutes later I see those guys walk into the plane. The first guy stopped and looked at me, his ticket, and the seat numbers. Lets say I was in row 20 A, they were 20 B,C,D,E,F,G,H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE ON THE SAME ROW .. the first guy looked at his friends then they all looked at me and burst out laughing .. but they eventually managed to leave me alone.

Bulldog..

L and I were walking outside heading home from hairdresser. A guy comes walking with his bulldog unleashed. So me and L being normal Arab girls we try to avoid being close to the dog. The guy started shouting at L saying:

Man: Does your friend bite?!?!!

L(Confused): Excuse me?

Man(Pointing at me): Does your friend bite?!!!

L: No

Man: Will neither does she!! (Pointing at his dog)

-_- Really Dude ?!! Comparing me to your dog !!

The Library

I was at the library .. once again .. minding my own business solving budgeting costs case studies. I lean down and grab the school bag, open it, grab papers and notice a book. I get the book and ask around, "Umm whos book is this?" .. a guy answered me "My book" I said "whats it doing in my bag?" he says "Its my bag" I turned to look DAAMNNN this isn't my bag !! my bag was behind me .. The guy grabbed his book and bag and placed them as far away as he could from me X_X !!!!! Crap I was so embarrassed !!

5 minutes of Fame

My family and I went on vacation to Thailand few years back .. You know the time where every1 decided to go to Thailand and Malaysia lol .. So the plan for that day was to go to James bond Island .. When we got there a lady came up to me with her little girl .. She said "Picture .. Picture" I assumed that she wanted me to take a picture of her and her daughter .. She said "No you picture .. daughter" so I carried her little girl and she came and took a couple of pictures of us (I really don't know why she wanted a picture of me with her daughter) .. My mom noticed and came to take a picture of me with this little girl .. People started thinking I was famous .. so literally EVERYONE around us came and took pictures with me and off me !!!! Until my uncle grabbed me out of there

an hour later 3 girls came to me and asked to take a picture with me x_x

Tara mashbahum bs madri shelsalfa -_- Good thing is that shops gave me discounts and free gifts lol

Raju !

One day we decided to go to the Chalet to BBQ .. 3ad we didnt know how to :P o el Durra b3eeda .. ma3endena ela soft drinks o chips 6ag6ega .. el mohem wa7da galat "shraykum nred el riffa3 nyeeb 5yoo6 el 7adag" galat el thania "Yamdeena?" 3ad bel a5eer we decided that we'll do it o bengali el semach .. My friend drove back o eli raye7 el durra y3arf that its shwaya far y3ni yabeelah swaga .. anyways we9alna el riffa3 .. The maid came and placed the fishing kit in the car .. shwaya my friend drove y3ni she passed 3 houses o galat "Agool banat .. tara chena el sayara mafeeha petrol" o awal ma5ale9at her sentence en9akat el sayara 0_o !!!!!! Falanaaaaaa mn 9ijechhhhhh !!! mn emeta tadreen !! y3ni mn gabel lane6la3 mn el durra .. Enty maynoona !! el mohem we laughed about it o kalamna Raju draiwel el bnaya .. Yaneh mskeen belsayara mn bait refeejty ly bait jeeranhum x_x !! Raju take 3 dinars go bring petrol fast haa ! he went o sha5e6ha fil share3 .. he came bk with a bottle of coke filled with petrol .. Lets be honest non of us have any experience with petrol so we filled the tank .. My friend tries to start the car and car doesn't start .. chenha tke7 .. Gamat my friend galat this isn't 3 dinars I'm sure .. Rajuuu (with an angry voice) you bring 500 fils petrol !!!!! he replies with even an angrier voice NOOO!! then smiles and says 300 fils !!!

Yalla a5er salfa o basket :P

My friends insisted on taking me out to celebrate .. Ana ma7eb hal sewalef bs 3shanhum I agreed .. They drove me crazy on deciding where we'll have dinner .. el mohem te2a5ar el wagt o they said yalla Coco's .. I said Coco's weekend za7ma .. They said la o fi 5a6erna o please .. 6ab3an we didn't find a parking space .. I started getting annoyed "Please malah da3i yalla bs ay mekan" my friend said yalla aka fi park .. It said NO PARKING so I refused .. she insisted yalla mabente2a5ar .. Geltlehum ya3alkum en zafeni oboi 0_o

awal manzelaw mn el sayara chan eyeehum chalb mn el bait eli yamna o ana achofhum mn my mirror pulling each others 3abaya trying to run (7alat el roo7 hahaha) .. The only door that was opened was mine o 6ab3an both of them jumped into my seat, sat on me and were trying to shut the door .. Do you have any idea how stupid we looked that day ?! 0_o

3awarni ba6ni mn el '9e7ek thak elyoum .. I never saw them this scared hahaha

Bs ana wayed 6awalt o 6ala3t eli b5a6ri mn sewalef .. stay tuned for more :*

Love,

EB xoxo